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Police charged 39-year-old Marti Sue Ottley, with DUI with serious injury, and driving with a suspended license with knowledge and careless driving. Click below to see what this dimwit did and who she did it to!!!
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10-18-2008 Matt McCoy, a linebacker for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was arrested early Saturday morning for driving while intoxicated, police said.
According to reports, McCoy, 26, was arrested shortly after 4 a.m. near his home in South Tampa. He was taken to jail and later released on a $500 bail.
McCoy signed with the Buccaneers in March. He previously played for the New Orleans Saints and the Philadelphia Eagles.
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10-18-2008 Matt McCoy, a linebacker for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was arrested early Saturday morning for driving while intoxicated, police said.
According to reports, McCoy, 26, was arrested shortly after 4 a.m. near his home in South Tampa. He was taken to jail and later released on a $500 bail.
McCoy signed with the Buccaneers in March. He previously played for the New Orleans Saints and the Philadelphia Eagles.
Cop Hit In Gas Attack :)
West Virginia DUI arrestee charged with farting in officer's face
FUNNYSEPTEMBER 24--Meet Jose Cruz. In the long history of American jurisprudence, the West Virginia man may be the first defendant to ever be charged with passing gas in the face of a law enforcement officer. Cruz, 34, was driving with his car's headlights off Monday night when he was pulled over by West Charleston cops, who noted that Cruz appeared to be intoxicated. After failing a series of field sobriety tests, Cruz was arrested and transported to police headquarters, where he allegedly committed another offense, according to a September 23 criminal complaint . While being fingerprinted, Cruz allegedly "lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on Ptlm. Parsons. The defendant then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear onto" the cop. "The gas," the complaint notes, "was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Ptlm. Parsons." In addition to the DUI count, Cruz was also charged with battery on a police officer for the farting incident. In a TSG interview, Cruz said that while he "farted multiple times," it "wasn't directly in [the cop's] face." Asked if he fanned the fetid air toward the officer, Cruz admitted that he did, but said it was in retaliation for the cop insisting he take a breath test while he was having an asthma attack. "I said, 'Here, put that in your Breathalyzer," he recalled. Cruz, who works as a boilermaker, said that he has been arrested more than a dozen times, including twice previously for drunk driving. After posting $500 bond, Cruz was released this morning from a Charleston jail where he had been held on the misdemeanor charges
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courtesy The Smoking Gun
Gas Passing Charge DroppedWest Virginia man won't face rap for farting in cop's face
SEPTEMBER 25--A West Virginia man will not face a criminal charge for
allegedly passing gas in the face of a policeman who arrested him
Monday night for drunk driving. The misdemeanor battery count against
Jose Cruz was dropped today by prosecutors, who filed a dismissal
notice in Kanawha County Magistrate Court. The decision came a day
after news of the unorthodox charge against Cruz, 34, received
widespread coverage. A copy of the original criminal complaint against
Cruz can be found below. Cruz, who yesterday told TSG that while he
"farted multiple times," it "wasn't directly in [the cop's] face," said
he was relieved that government lawyers dropped the battery count as
well as a misdemeanor obstruction charge. Cruz, pictured in the mug
shot at right, added that he was still looking for a lawyer to
represent him on the remaining drunk driving rap
